As the my wife gets closer and closer to her due date she is becoming more and more desperate to be free of the being within her so that she feels more like a person again and less like a host organism. I can understand this completely and believe me I am extremely sympathetic to her plight and this morning I proved it beyond all reasonable doubt.
As the sun broke through the clouds this morning and before our toddler let out her first cry my wife gazed at me lovingly, looked and me and uttered the most beautiful of sentiments - “I am sick of this, I feel like a walrus, I want this baby out of me and the old wives tale is that sex with bring on labour - so come over here and do your duty’.
Even now it brings a tear to my eye

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