Now I am probably going to come across as an insensitive jerk in the next few moments, but given that I probably am an insensitive jerk there is not much I can do about that little fact.
Anyway since the birth of usurper I have obviously been spending a fair bit of my time in maternity […]

After 9 months of waiting it has finally happened - the family has been extended by one.
My wife was amazing, 48hours of pre labour, followed by about 7 hours of the contractions at 10 minutes apart and then a race to the finish where we went from contractions 10 minutes apart to Usurper arriving on […]

My wife informs me that she is going through pre-labour? What that exactly is or means I am unsure, all I know is that it involves erratic contractions anywhere between 15-30minutes apart, but they aren’t consistent in either strength, length or time apart. Now from what I have been told this can go along […]

As the my wife gets closer and closer to her due date she is becoming more and more desperate to be free of the being within her so that she feels more like a person again and less like a host organism. I can understand this completely and believe me I am extremely sympathetic to […]

Never tell your heavily pregnant wife you think the name she likes is stupid or you just may end up with a child named ‘purple monkey dishwasher’ after all
 

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