I had forgotten just how much distance a newborn can get with one of their poos. Ohh the horror of it all as the golden yellow mess (I had also managed to block out both the texture and color from my memory as well) fired across the bassinet towards me. Luckily I managed to dodge it all, unfortunately that meant it got all over the bassinet cover.
Another thing I had blocked out of my memory was just how much venom and spite my beautiful wife can be capable of when she hasn’t had a decent nights sleep in the last couple of weeks. Roll on 2009 I say when we should be able to get through a night uninterrupted.

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