Can you smell that? That is the smell of fear wafting it’s way around the world slowly as midnight strikes in various parts of these great lands.
And why the fear at midnight you may ask? Does it have something to do with the witching hour? With the supernatural entities that can this Earth?
Oh if only […]

One of the best things about toddlers is the way they constantly remind us that life isn’t as difficult as us adults tend to make it out to be.
For example yesterday I turned on the hot water tap to run a bath for the baby and the toddler only to discover that cold water was […]

I have spent most of today hiding from Wife, Little Miss and Usurper. Not because I don’t love them or anything like that, quite the opposite, I would argue that I am trying to avoid them because I DO love them.
You see the three of them have been passing illnesses back and forth between each […]

You know you have been putting in long days and working hard at the expense of your family when you come home from early one day and your toddler looks are you and says, ‘Oh, Daddy you are home - what’s wrong?’, instead of something with a bit of enthusiasm involved.
But that is about to […]

Isn’t conjunctivitis just the yuckiest looking of the toddler ailments? Little Miss currently has it and it is horribly gross. I am used to runny noses, dirty nappies, even the odd toddler vomit, but this is just yucky.
Of course being daddy means never showing your repulsion at your toddlers appearance. You constantly have to gaze […]