Well actually drop the baby, but apparently the toddler Little Miss did. All I know for sure is I got a call from Wife as I was sitting on the train on the way home in a bit of a panic to tell me what had happened.
As far I can gather Wife heard a call […]

I can’t believe it, but Little Miss has started to cut me off mid sentence with things like:
Toddlerdaddy: Little Miss it’s time for ………..
Little Miss: I know, I know, I know, I KNOW <while giving me the universal ‘talk to the hand’ gesture>.
Toddlerdaddy: Now Sweetie…
Little Miss: But, but, but, I’m just (insert whatever action she […]

Our toddler Little Miss has a better social life than I do. I mean seriously she isn’t even three yet and every weekend she is off to one, if not two parties. On top of this there are various activities for throughout the week - it must be a pretty hectic and exciting lifestyle.
It reminds […]

The baby of the family Usurper has declared that sleep is for losers and she is having none of it. Her current routine involves going to sleep around 10:30pm if we are lucky, after midnight on a bad night. Waking for a feed in the early morning and then going back to sleep for a […]

After two weeks at home I have headed back to the 13 hour day that is a standard absence on a work day for. I will also admit that I already miss being at home with Usurper and Little Miss all day.
Sure there were tears, tantrums, hissyfits, pouting, and general bad behaviour, during the two […]