And there we go, gender issues are already raising their head in the life of our toddler.
Little Miss continually refers to all people as ’she’ or ‘her’ at least about 90% of the time. Occassionally she will get it right and refer to me as a he, although that is about as often as […]

How the heck do they do it? How do toddlers manage to throw themselves around with absolute gay abandon and not  kill themselves - or at least do serious damage to their being?
Little Miss’ current favorite game involves doing backflips off the couch and onto the ground below. She does this with no regard for […]

Stupid (and let’s not forget evil) baby Usurper is the most expensive baby in the world to maintain. She is refusing any processed Heinz food or the like, no cheap, easy to prepare, easy to store stuff for our baby. Instead she is insisting only on fresh fruit and vegies (preferrably whatever isn’t in season), […]

…..well can it?
I want to know because if they can then I think our baby Usurper is evil. I don’t mean evil in a ’stab you in your sleep’ kind of way. More a ‘get into every nook and cranny of the house looking for some mischief that I can partake in’, kind of […]

Tomorrow is going to be a daddy / daughter day for myself and the toddler. For once I am not even slightly concerned with the responsibility that has been thrust upon me. I now have enough of a reserve of knowledge and experience that I am actually looking forward to it. Gone are the days […]