I think Little Miss is trying to kill me again. Not like in that recurring dream I have in which I wake up just as she is about to bludgeon me to death with dolly, but in a less deliberate (I hope) way.
This weekend we went to a fair on Saturday and far from the […]

Being away at work for long periods of the day means that I tend to miss out on some of the major developmental and other milestones that our two darling daughters go through. For example Usurper has started to say things like mum mum mum, pull herself up to a stand and is doing “Hi-5’s” […]

What a big couple of days it is in the lifetime of toddlers this Easter thing is. It’s almost as big as Christmas, only with chocolate not plastic toys.
It started Friday morning with a small gathering of the toddler mafia that Little Miss is a part of - that group of toddlers and their mum’s […]

As an elder sibling one thing that really gave me the sh*ts when I was growing up was how my little brother would carry on as if he was being shot if I so much as looked at him sideways. He’d be sitting there in the lounge room begging me for mercy or to stop […]

It is wrong to staple gun a baby to the floor - at least I am pretty sure it is frowned upon. Even if it isn’t really the baby you are stapling to the floor but the baby’s jumpsuit. I just think it is one of those thing that would cause the neighbours tongues to […]