After the devastating emotional blow of being told by our toddler than I am perhaps the world’s ugliest dad, I finally feel emotionally strong enough to post again.
Of course the recovery was perhaps delayed slightly by Wife’s insistance on telling everyone who would listen the story in great and ever more vivid detail. I could […]

In a shocking blow to the ego our darling toddler Little Miss declared that dear old dad ‘isn’t pretty’.
As we often do we were running through the members of the family last night after bath time while drying off. We just run through asking questions like ‘What is your name?’, ‘What is your mum’s name’, […]

Usurper has thrown the shackles of the motionless world off and has started to ‘crawl’ in her own special way. It’s special because when I say crawl in the context of our youngest I really mean drag yourself around using nothing but upper body strength, dragging your legs behind you as if they were nothing […]