An email to the office at large - I sold all chocolates inside an hour
Morning
all,

I knew when I
had kids that this day would come, and come it has. I have fundraising
chocolates in the OBC for sale - bet you are thrilled.

What’s for sale?
Giant Freddos, Caramello Koalas, Summer Rolls, Picnics, Twix and […]

Little Miss had a big adventure last night - a trip to the hospital emergency room. Nothing serious mind you, but she had somehow managed to get a little heart shaped sticker stuck to her eyeball which had to be dealt with. Not that she minded, it wasn’t causing her any real discomfort or pain […]

Firstly a thank you for everyone who sent me their jokes and humorous material. I can assure you that they have been tried out on Little Miss. Sadly they haven’t been all that successful, but I think that has a lot more to do with the delivery than the material. I am really going to […]

Ok, the old tricks aren’t working on Little Miss and she is demanding that I up my performance level.
Tonight during the standard debrief in bed after a hard day of being an eldest child Little Miss turned to me and said “Daddy, tell me a joke…….”
Then it hit me - I don’t actually know any […]

Little Miss has become quite the disciplinarian. I am constantly being threatened with all kinds of extreme punishments for what I would consider to be minor infractions. Luckily for me I am used to walking around on egg shells in fear of my very being for making a misstep.
Others in the extended family circle however […]