Ok, the old tricks aren’t working on Little Miss and she is demanding that I up my performance level.
Tonight during the standard debrief in bed after a hard day of being an eldest child Little Miss turned to me and said “Daddy, tell me a joke…….”
Then it hit me - I don’t actually know any jokes, I just can’t seem to remember them. I am serious I don’t know a single joke, couldn’t even remember a blond joke (and I am married to one! - a blond, not a joke (I am in trouble now) wow sub brackets and it isn’t even a bolean sort operation).
Anyway, if anyone knows any jokes, especially ones that are toddler friendly, could you do me a favour and hook me up in the next 20 hours or so……..
Hey, I just thought of one…..
Why did the boy throw the alarm clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
See. That’s my bestest joke, won’t somebody help me please……….
Oh, then I must send you a string of our animal funnies.
Have a good weekend!
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hahaha…..i was just telling hubby that day that i wanted to tell my son a bedtime story every night.
Then I stopped and thought….I don’t know any nie children stories at the top of my head….mus go and read some children books now.
Google search some children joes…the results are supercallifragilsticexpealidocious!!!
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Here is one of the only jokes that manages to stick in my head:
Where does the General keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
lol.
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
“Nice belt”
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?”
Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.”
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. ” I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.”
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: “The big sissy!”
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I had this one on the list to share here, but thought better ‘cos it’s a blonde joke… but then thought again: What the hey….
A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field
standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having
fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
‘You ok?’ she says.
‘Yes’ he says.
‘You can go and play with the other kids you know’ she says
‘It’s best I stay here’ he says.
”Why?’ says the blonde.
The boy says: “Because I’m the goalie”
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Excellent - and thanks everyone! Now I finally have some jokes and can continue the charade that Dad is superhuman and can do it all!!!
(Not looking forward to the day when that dream is crushed)