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New Years Eve - party on toddler style!

Well what a wild New Years Eve I have just survived the highlights of which were:
Going to a NYE party that started before the sun went down.
Cleaning poo out of a potty in the back yard, in the dark, while trying to remain out of smell range of the rest of the party goers.
Trying to [...]

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The patience of Job - No more, killed by Toddler

I have discovered in the last couple of days (much to my disappointment) that I am not as patient as I was once - the toddler finally killed it off.
This is to be expected I hear you say, but I used to be known for my patience. It was about the only virtue I [...]

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Wiggles show.

Today was a pretty big day for us - we went to our third Wiggles show in the last 12 months!
We are lucky living where we do because we always get the Wiggles Christmas Extravaganza as they live in the same city and want to be home at this time of the year. As [...]

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can’t work out the toddler rules?

Our toddler Little Miss has invented a game or charade or play or something, not sure exactly what it is but it involves train noises like choo-choo etc.
I think I am meant to get on the train and follow behind here (a born leader I tell you), while she makes train noises. When she stops [...]

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Demented Baby

We have a Jolly Jumper that used to belong to Little Miss and has since been passed down to Usurper, who had her first go at it today.
I had forgotten just how demented a baby looks as it bounces around in an inverted bungy jump type arrangement, a huge grin on their faces and gurgling [...]

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We have a Jolly Jumper that used to belong to Little Miss and has since been passed down to Usurper, who had her first go at it today.

I had forgotten just how demented a baby looks as it bounces around in an inverted bungy jump type arrangement, a huge grin on their faces and gurgling noises emanating from deep within them.

The only issue I have with them is that they won’t support the weight of a daddy like me, and a jolly jumper can be quite a temptation to resist. Particularly after a couple of beers in the summer sun.

Maybe I should build one for myself out of old rubber bands, inner tubes and some coat hangers - I’m sure it couldn’t be that hard…..

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