It is wrong to staple gun a baby to the floor - at least I am pretty sure it is frowned upon. Even if it isn’t really the baby you are stapling to the floor but the baby’s jumpsuit. I just think it is one of those thing that would cause the neighbours tongues to […]

For the first time in a while the plague or some other similarly destructive illness has entered into the household. Of course the first one to be affected was the toddler Little Miss - and she was the most likely one to bring it into the house.
Not to be out done Usurper (the baby that […]

I can’t believe it, but Little Miss has started to cut me off mid sentence with things like:
Toddlerdaddy: Little Miss it’s time for ………..
Little Miss: I know, I know, I know, I KNOW <while giving me the universal ‘talk to the hand’ gesture>.
Toddlerdaddy: Now Sweetie…
Little Miss: But, but, but, I’m just (insert whatever action she […]

We are in that strange twilight toilet training period where the toddler hasn’t quite got the hang of it and therefore never makes it to the potty on time. Of course what Little Miss has become pretty good at is announcing that she has ‘had an accident’ but it is Ok because Elmo says everyone […]

We have a Jolly Jumper that used to belong to Little Miss and has since been passed down to Usurper, who had her first go at it today.
I had forgotten just how demented a baby looks as it bounces around in an inverted bungy jump type arrangement, a huge grin on their faces and gurgling […]