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Well we have survived our first Physical Culture (the full name) contest with not a tear to be seen! Hell not only did Little Miss not cry, her bottom lip did not quiver, nor did she chew them raw. In fact she even managed a big grin once or twice.
Our shyest of the shy managed […]
I haven’t posted in ages - sorry for that, it shan’t happen again.
I promise to post more frequently again from now on. The reason for the lack of paosts is that with Nanny staying with us there has been less, not more, spare time. This is because even after the kids are in bed I […]
An email to the office at large - I sold all chocolates inside an hour
Morning
all,
I knew when I
had kids that this day would come, and come it has. I have fundraising
chocolates in the OBC for sale - bet you are thrilled.
What’s for sale?
Giant Freddos, Caramello Koalas, Summer Rolls, Picnics, Twix and […]
Firstly a thank you for everyone who sent me their jokes and humorous material. I can assure you that they have been tried out on Little Miss. Sadly they haven’t been all that successful, but I think that has a lot more to do with the delivery than the material. I am really going to […]
Read Big Bum Band »Ok, the old tricks aren’t working on Little Miss and she is demanding that I up my performance level.
Tonight during the standard debrief in bed after a hard day of being an eldest child Little Miss turned to me and said “Daddy, tell me a joke…….”
Then it hit me - I don’t actually know any […]
Ok, the old tricks aren’t working on Little Miss and she is demanding that I up my performance level.
Tonight during the standard debrief in bed after a hard day of being an eldest child Little Miss turned to me and said “Daddy, tell me a joke…….”
Then it hit me - I don’t actually know any jokes, I just can’t seem to remember them. I am serious I don’t know a single joke, couldn’t even remember a blond joke (and I am married to one! - a blond, not a joke (I am in trouble now) wow sub brackets and it isn’t even a bolean sort operation).
Anyway, if anyone knows any jokes, especially ones that are toddler friendly, could you do me a favour and hook me up in the next 20 hours or so……..
Hey, I just thought of one…..
Why did the boy throw the alarm clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
See. That’s my bestest joke, won’t somebody help me please……….




