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I always knew that any child of mine would need therapy at some stage in their life - I just assumed they would at least make it to school first.But alack and alas it would appear that our first visit is not too far away.As you would be aware our eldest Little Miss is not [...]
Read Hi Ho Hi Ho it’s therapy time you know »As Wife has already blogged we had a little bit of drama here on Friday night when Little Miss Swallowed a coin - she has since informed us and all and sundry that she was pretending to be a money box. A line she delivers with a deadpan face, and one that still makes me [...]
Read Her mum used to throw up on me too you know »It was a long weekend here - which meant three days at home with the family. As an added bonus we are heading off on a family vacation later this week, so with only 2 days of work to go before then after the long weekend I was feeling particularly relaxed.
Anywho over the last couple [...]
Well we have survived our first Physical Culture (the full name) contest with not a tear to be seen! Hell not only did Little Miss not cry, her bottom lip did not quiver, nor did she chew them raw. In fact she even managed a big grin once or twice.
Our shyest of the shy managed [...]
Ok, the old tricks aren’t working on Little Miss and she is demanding that I up my performance level.
Tonight during the standard debrief in bed after a hard day of being an eldest child Little Miss turned to me and said “Daddy, tell me a joke…….”
Then it hit me - I don’t actually know any [...]
Ok, the old tricks aren’t working on Little Miss and she is demanding that I up my performance level.
Tonight during the standard debrief in bed after a hard day of being an eldest child Little Miss turned to me and said “Daddy, tell me a joke…….”
Then it hit me - I don’t actually know any jokes, I just can’t seem to remember them. I am serious I don’t know a single joke, couldn’t even remember a blond joke (and I am married to one! - a blond, not a joke (I am in trouble now) wow sub brackets and it isn’t even a bolean sort operation).
Anyway, if anyone knows any jokes, especially ones that are toddler friendly, could you do me a favour and hook me up in the next 20 hours or so……..
Hey, I just thought of one…..
Why did the boy throw the alarm clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
See. That’s my bestest joke, won’t somebody help me please……….



