It would appear that our toddler Little Miss has developed a series of phobias and fears already in he short, but ever so eventful life.
They range from the endearingly cute ones, such as her current thing about doggie poo.
After a recent incident where toddler and Wife went out to explore the area around the […]

Can you smell that? That is the smell of fear wafting it’s way around the world slowly as midnight strikes in various parts of these great lands.
And why the fear at midnight you may ask? Does it have something to do with the witching hour? With the supernatural entities that can this Earth?
Oh if only […]

I have spent most of today hiding from Wife, Little Miss and Usurper. Not because I don’t love them or anything like that, quite the opposite, I would argue that I am trying to avoid them because I DO love them.
You see the three of them have been passing illnesses back and forth between each […]

It is a moment I have been dreading for quite some time now - the time when Little Miss starts asking the obvious pertinent question that will eventually drive both Wife and I insane, ‘Why?’.
Not just once or twice, not just in context, but repeatedly and incessantly. The answer to any question is currently being […]

Well nanny arrived a couple of days ago, much to the joy of Little Miss, and now Pa has arrived. This of course means that our toddler is starting to play parents off against grand parents. She has already worked out exactly how to con them into giving her exactly what she wants.
It is amazing […]