I spent the morning at the park this morning with Little Miss, Wife and Usurper. Well Usurper just kind of lay there in her pram and didn’t really get into the park. Sure she may only be a few months old, but I am beginning to suspect she is a bit of a lazy baby.
Wife […]

I am not a big fan of labeling kids, or people in general for that matter, if for no other reason than they never really fit - especially when it comes to something like good and evil.
But like pretty much every parent through the annals of time I have been guilty of telling our toddler […]

Little Miss - fast becoming known around the house as the toddler from here - has learned a new and exciting game. This game involves her shutting us in a room, shutting the door on us, and as she does it declaring ‘Now you stay in there until after your rest - Bye’. This is […]

Wife used to laughingly (well a sinister kind of evil laugh, half joking and yet still filled with resentment) refer to me as ‘Weekend Dad’. Not because we had separated or divorced or anything as colorful as that, just because about the only time I saw Little Miss in the first couple of years would […]

I wonder what exactly is the worlds largest baby poo and who maintains the record books?Whoever it is I genuinely believe they should get in contact with me as my youngest - Usurper - definately eclipsed any records this after noon.I was holding her and her body went absolutely rigid, which is a sign of […]