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As Wife has already blogged we had a little bit of drama here on Friday night when Little Miss Swallowed a coin - she has since informed us and all and sundry that she was pretending to be a money box. A line she delivers with a deadpan face, and one that still makes me [...]
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I am a superhero dad - at least that’s is what Little Miss told everyone at daycare the other day. She was telling them all about how strong and brave I am - so much so that the carers actually had to check with Wife to make sure the stories were true. But I guess [...]
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Well I have survived the family holiday. Sure there were times it threatened to swallow me whole and spit me out like so much refuse. Seven nights - more if you include the time spent at my parents place - and I have returned with no scares (visible to the naked eye that is).
But rather [...]
Apparently I am a ‘Naughty Man; - well at least that is what Little Miss tells me in no uncertain terms whenever I do the wrong thing or have the audacity to tell her ‘No’ or that she is in trouble.
It’s not that she calls me it so much, it is the venom with which [...]
This post has little to do with the kids, although I guess it has everything to do with the kids.
Today is the seventh anniversary for Wife and I - So I thought I would say a public ‘I love you, and thank you for two wonderful children, a wonderful relationship, and some OK times [...]
This post has little to do with the kids, although I guess it has everything to do with the kids.
Today is the seventh anniversary for Wife and I - So I thought I would say a public ‘I love you, and thank you for two wonderful children, a wonderful relationship, and some OK times 
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Oh, and I didn’t want to spoil your fun last night when you thought I hadn’t got you a card and you had for once, but check behind the modem my love.
Sure it isn’t exactly Paris, but it is as close as we can get unless you are willing to let me stick one of the kids on eBay.
Oh, and if you aren’t my wife and are still reading this then stop it - PDAs are embarrassing as it is, and this next bit will make no sense to you anyway:
To my Captain Goddess Funky Bum, from your silly old goat - you were right, thanks for teaching me the finer points of the oral arts (explain that one to your readership), and I promise one day we will be frenching in France lol
Love you
